buffyversepicspams.

• Question: Just wanted to say that I really like your blog! :) - beingboredsucks
• Answer:

  Thank you!

  To everyone else: SO sorry about not posting. Real life gets hectic… send requests and I’ll fill ‘em ASAP!

requests and I’ll do five picspams for each one I get.

readytobestrong:

“I may be dirt, but you’re the one who likes to roll in it, Slayer…”

(Wrecked, 6x10)

(via diamondpleasure-deactivated2011)

keepcalmandopenthehellmouth:

Willow: Buff, have you heard of this Veruca chick?
Buffy: T.Vs a good thing. Bright colours. Music. Tiny little people.
Willow: What have you done with Buffy?
Buffy: I’m suffering the afterness of a bad night of…badness.
Willow: You didn’t? Not with Parker again?
Buffy: No, with four really smart guys.
Willow: Four? Ow.
Buffy: I went to see Xander…then saw Parker…then came…beer.
Willow: And then Group Sex?
Buffy: Pfft! Gutterface! No!

(via imablackwidow)

FRED: So - so you don’t think they can tell?
GUNN: From here?
FRED: I’m sorry. I’m being ridiculous, I know. It’s just - I don’t have a lot of experience in this area. I spent the last five years in a cave.
GUNN: Yeah, I know what that’s like.
FRED: How could you?
GUNN: Because now everything’s so bright my eyes hurt.

SPIKE: You listen to me. I’ve been alive a bit longer than you, and dead a lot longer than that. I’ve seen things you couldn’t imagine, and done things I prefer you didn’t. I don’t exactly have a reputation for being a thinker. I follow my blood, which doesn’t exactly rush in the direction of my brain. So I make a lot of mistakes, a lot of wrong bloody calls. A 100+ years, and there’s only one thing I’ve ever been sure of: you. Hey, look at me. I’m not asking you for anything. When I say, “I love you,” it’s not because I want you or because I can’t have you. It has nothing to do with me. I love what you are, what you do, how you try. I’ve seen your kindness and your strength. I’ve seen the best and the worst of you. And I understand with perfect clarity exactly what you are. You’re a hell of a woman. You’re the one, Buffy.

• Question: more spuffy please! - Anonymous
• Answer:

  Done!

PICSPAMS COMING RIGHT UP.

GUNN: Don’t be giving me orders. I run my own crew.
WESLEY: I’m sure your seafaring adventures are very interesting, but I have experience of things you couldn’t imagine. I’m not head boy for nothing.
GUNN: You ‘bout to be headless boy, you don’t get out my face.
WESLEY: Intimidation. Ha. Ha. Points for effort. Perhaps a little kar-ate technique will put you in your place.
(Wesley does some “karate” moves; a dagger shoots out of his wrist)
CORDELIA: What the hell was that?
WESLEY: A clue?
GUNN: Was that a wooden stake you got?
WESLEY: Apparently, yes. Which changes the scenario quite a bit.
FRED: (mimics Wesley) I didn’t get one.

WESLEY: Shut up, Lilah.
LILAH: Make me.

KENDRA: Who are you?
BUFFY: Who am I?? You attacked me! Who the hell are you?!
KENDRA: I am Kendra… the Vampire Slayer.

It’s Buffy…